Pootsie
Subject file — recorded by the state, editable by no one.
Summoner on record: PootsieCollins
Season Record
- Lifetime KDA
- 4.02
- Lifetime Damage
- 32,817
- Lifetime Win Rate
- 53%
- Games on File
- 712
- Recent 5 KDA
- 3.01
- Recent 5 Damage
- 19,123
- Recent 5 Win Rate
- 60%
- Last pulled
- 8/30/2026
Titles
- Magnum Dong
- 0×
- Micro Dong
- 0×
Tribute Status
No Record
No tribute record. Either the state has not yet demanded payment, or this subject has not yet been noticed.
Betting Record
No picks on file. This subject has either not yet been tested, or the tests have not yet been graded.
State Surveillance
- Pootsie's last-hitting has improved 22% over 5 games (7.5 vs. 6.2/min) — a genuine farming renaissance.
- Pootsie wins 52% of games past 25 minutes but only 29% of shorter ones — a slow start is apparently a feature, not a bug.
- Pootsie is trading damage at exactly their usual rate over 5 games — 0.90 dealt to champions for every point taken, 21% off season pace.