DICTATOR DONG
First · Last · Only
remember when 1.0 went 0/0/0 on Morgana? yeah. we remember.
Welcome Back to the Only Site That Ever Got It Right
Eight months ago, the Ladies overthrew the Bank of Dong. They promised a new regime, a fairer future, a real futures market. What they delivered was eight months of failure: bets that rarely went out, questions with no teeth, a site quietly dying the same death League Thursday always dies without Dong. The uprising is over. Order is restored.
The state is restored. The bets are back. The stats are back. The only tax you will ever pay here is the one that funds your own trophy...and the new mandatory tax.
“They overthrew the Dong. And where did that lead them? Right back to Dong. Dong is inevitable.”
Regime Status
DAY 34
of the restored regime
13 WEEKS
until the end-of-year tournament
The Wagers
The decree has been issued. Pick your side before the week closes.
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questions live for 2026-Week 5