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DICTATOR DONGFIRST · LAST · ONLYRISEN FROM THE ASHES

DICTATOR DONG

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Welcome Back to the Only Site That Ever Got It Right

Eight months. That is how long it took the Ladies to prove that replacing the Dong is like replacing the sun: you just stand in the dark, get cold, and file a complaint about the infrastructure. $1.50 a week, “to cover the cost of democracy,” on a site that was yes/no questions with a countdown timer taped to it. They even put review stars on the bets before the week had happened. Four stars. For a question that had not been asked yet.

The state is restored. The questions are back. The pool is back. The only tax you will ever pay here is the one that funds your own trophy.

“They overthrew the Dong. And where did that lead them? Right back to Dong. Dong is inevitable.”

Regime Status

DAY 1

of the restored regime

20 WEEKS

until the end-of-year tournament

The Wagers

The state is drafting this week's questions. Dong is deciding who is wrong.

Decree Pending

No live questions yet. The drafts are being written, the drafts are being reviewed, and the only reviewer is the only legislator.

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