KittenMittens
Subject file — recorded by the state, editable by no one.
Summoner on record: KittenMittens1
Season Record
- Lifetime KDA
- 2.31
- Lifetime Damage
- 17,188
- Lifetime Win Rate
- 40%
- Games on File
- 203
- Recent 5 KDA
- 1.50
- Recent 5 Damage
- 17,536
- Recent 5 Win Rate
- 60%
- Last pulled
- 9/25/2026
Titles
- Magnum Dong
- 0×
- Micro Dong
- 1×
The state notes a persistent pattern.
Tribute Status
Compliant
- Weeks on Record
- 4
- Wall of Shame
- Clear
Betting Record
- Correct
- 0 / 24
- Accuracy
- 0%
State Surveillance
- KittenMittens is farming at exactly the same clip they always do over 5 games: 4.8/min, 9% off season pace. Predictable, if nothing else.
- No real movement in how much KittenMittens deals back for every point of damage taken lately: 0.40 over the last 5, within 15% of the season average.
- KittenMittens's average KDA has moved by less than 7% over their last 5 games (holding at 1.92) — a true beacon to mediocrity.