Dong
Subject file — recorded by the state, editable by no one.
Summoner on record: MagnumDong
Season Record
- Lifetime KDA
- 2.78
- Lifetime Damage
- 28,958
- Lifetime Win Rate
- 51%
- Games on File
- 672
- Recent 5 KDA
- 2.12
- Recent 5 Damage
- 31,792
- Recent 5 Win Rate
- 40%
- Last pulled
- 10/4/2026
Titles
- Magnum Dong
- 4×
- Micro Dong
- 0×
The state notes a propensity for greatness.
Tribute Status
Compliant
- Weeks on Record
- 5
- Wall of Shame
- Clear
Betting Record
- Correct
- 0 / 30
- Accuracy
- 0%
State Surveillance
- Dong's CS/min has barely moved in 5 games (holding at 6.7/min, within 13% of season pace) — a metronome, not a farmer.
- Dong's damage dealt to champions per point taken hasn't budged in 5 games — steady at 0.93, within 8% of their season pace.
- Dong's average KDA has moved by less than 40% over their last 5 games (holding at 1.71) — a true beacon to mediocrity.