The Wagers
Every week the state drafts a new set of questions, and Dong — the only legislator, the only reviewer, and the only one allowed to be right — decides which of them go live. You pick an answer for every question at once. The pool decides what that answer is worth. No appeals, no committees, no changing your mind after you lock in.
The questions are public. The picks are not — the state needs to know whose name it is writing on the record. Claim your name in The Census and come back.
The Padres won their first playoff game 8-0. Does anyone on our team go 8-0 or better this week — 8+ kills, 0 deaths, in a single Rift game?
- Dong
- Farva
- Lash
- KittenMittens
- Choop
- Kramrod
- Nobody goes 8-0 this week
The Padres have held NL MVP Pete Crow-Armstrong to an 0-7 line through the Wild Card series. Can any other team do to League Thursday MVP Dong what the Padres did to PCA — hold him to zero kills in a single game this week?
- No. Dong doesn't get shut out.
- Yes. Even gods fall.
Gavin Sheets came off the bench for a pinch-hit, 2-run homer to help seal Game 2. Does anyone on our roster play just ONE game this week — and have it be a win?
- Yes
- No
Xander Bogaerts was dog shit all season - then changed his batting grip and started raking in the playoffs. Here's our dogshit players. Who turns it around this week and climbs the girth index the most?
- KittenMittens
- Kramrod
- JJ
- 1.0
- 2.0
- Nobody in the bottom half turns it around
The Padres have been a split personality this year — 51-30 at home, 40-41 on the road. League Thursday starts away at Pablo's, then wraps back home at Dong's. Where do we actually win more — away or home?
- More wins away (at Pablo's)
- More wins at home (at Dong's)
- Tied
Are the Padres finally winning the World Series this year?
- Yes